Dinner Party
Meme It!Jan:Coming! [Dwight and a woman are at the door holding wine glasses and a cooler]
Dwight:Hello.
Jan:What are you doing here?
Dwight:We came here to eat dinner and to party, this is a dinner party right?
Pam:[whispering] Awesome.
Jan:What is he doing here?
Angela:Yes, What are you doing here?
Michael:Dwight is my friend.
Woman:We weren't invited?
Michael:You said that I could not invite Dwight because he was not part of a couple, and because we didn't have enough wine glasses. Dwight brought glasses and a person.
Jan:Fine, whatever you want, just like always, whatever you want.
Michael:Whatever I want? It's never whatever I want. When I wanted to see Stomp, and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see?
Jan:We saw Wicked.
Michael:When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children.
Jan:I am so sorry that I don't want to bring kids into this screwed-up world, okay? But look if you want to have kids, then fine you win. Let's have a [bleep]ing kid.
Michael:Do you mean it? You want to have a kid? [Jan walks away]
Jan:I hate my life.
Dwight:So can we come in?