The Deposition
Meme It!Jan:I don't know, it's just, ugh, I never felt welcomed there, you know? It's such a...boys club.
Michael:Yeah, I hate that.
Jan:Good.
Michael:So, here's the deal. Um, I am on my way to New York to be deposed as part of Jan's wrongful termination law suit. The company fired her for having the courage to augment her boobs.
Jan:And they displayed a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior.
Michael:Yes, yes. Pat-tern. Patt-ern. My friend Pat took a turn. That's how I remember that. Could we pull over and put down the top? I'm feeling a little queasy.
Jan:Um, no, I want it up. My hair.
Michael:Well-
Jan:Remember, it isn't just a pattern, It's a pattern of disrespect, and inappropriate behavior.
Michael:Disray .My friend Disray got news specs. Disray spect. My friend Inappro drives a Prius with his behind neighbor.
Jan:Does this work for you?
Michael:Yep. Tell them how much you're gonna get if you win.
Jan:Uh, come on Micheal, that's tacky.
Michael:Million dollars!
Jan:Four million.
Michael:Four million dollars! Man that is a lot of guacamole. A lot of the green. Lot of green. That is why I have memorized Jan's answers, and I have also thrown in some errs, and ahhs, to make it seem like it's not memorized.
Jan:No, Michael. Oh, come on.
Michael:Perfect crime.
Jan:Stop saying ridiculous things. He's just gonna tell the truth, the truth is-is very...you know, complicated, so we went over it carefully, and-and just so we wouldn't leave anything up to chance or Michael's judgment.
Michael:Could we please pull over and pull down the top, I do not feel good.
Jan:Michael, I told you, I am not putting the top down.
Michael:I'm getting car sick! Ugh, I'm gonna puke. I think I'm gonna throw up.
Jan:All right, fine, just a second. Hold on.