The Deposition
Meme It!Michael:How can you give up my diary like that?
Jan:I had to, I'm sorry but I need to win this. We need to win this.
Michael:How'd you even find it?
Jan:You keep it under my side of the mattress.
Michael:I don't like lump. I'm really upset about this.
Jan:Alright, I stole your diary and gave it to my lawyer. You emailed a topless photo of me to everyone in our company. Let's call it even.
Michael:Fine. I love you.
Jan:I love you too.