The Deposition
Meme It!Michael:Jan and I had an off again, on again relationship for two years. And I know this destroys her case, and I am sorry, but I throw myself at the mercy of the deposition.
Diane Kelly:Thank you, Mr. Scott. That's all we needed to know.
Lester:Wait, we'd like to enter to the record a page from Michael Scott's personal journal.
Michael:Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing with my diary?
Lester:This is plaintiff's exhibit 107. I quote from an entry dated Janruary 4 of this past year. 'Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere. Hehe. Oh diary, what a week. I had sex with my boss. I don't know if it's going to go anywhere. Jan was very specific that this is not going anywhere, that it was a one time mistake. But we had sex six times so you tell me. I am definitely feeling very eerie.'
Michael:Irie.
Lester:Irie, sorry. 'More tomorrow. xoxo, Michael.' It would appear, that neither you nor Ms. Levinson considered you had a relationship in any sense of the word. Is that correct?
Diane Kelly:We're gonna need to see a copy of that entire journal before we proceed.
Michael:I don't think anyone in this room has the right to read my diary.
Diane Kelly:It's basic discovery. We have the right to review it.
Man:OK, let's make ten copies of this diary.
Toby:Um, can you make it eleven?
Man:Eleven, sure. And we'll break for lunch, so everyone can have a look.