Survivor Man
Meme It!Michael:Dwight and I are going out. He will return later, but I will not. I will also be taking a personal day tomorrow, and perhaps the next day.
Pam:Do you want me to ask where you're going?
Michael:No.
Pam:Great.
Michael:Dwight will be driving me deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness.
Pam:Oh.
Michael:Where he will then leave me to either die or to survive. The choice is yours.
Jim:Hmm, no, the choice is actually yours. Are you sure you want to do this?
Michael:Yes, and I am leaving you in charge of the office for the rest of the day and for the next several days. Do not try to follow me.
Jim:OK, great.
Michael:This is a very personal, private experience in the wild, that I wish to share it with me, myself and I.
Jim:Yup.
Michael:When I return, I hope to be a completely changed human being.
Jim:That'd be great.