Money, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Kevin:The bar uses an applause meter. That is why it's so important that you all come and applaud only for my band. Scrantonicity 2. NOT Scrantonicity, which I am no longer a part of. Michael, can I count on you?
Michael:You can not, I have a thing tonight.
Kevin:Dammit.
Jim:Uh, Michael.
Michael:What?
Jim:That reminds me, uh, if the invitation still stands, Pam and I would love to have dinner tonight.
Michael:Oh no, I have a thing tonight.
Jim:Darn it!
Pam:Shoot!
Michael:How about this weekend?
Jim:No, can't.
Pam:We only had tonight free, and we really wanted to spend it with you.
Michael:Dammit to hell. I-I-ugh, ok. All right.
Jim:Where are you going out tonight?
Michael:You wouldn't understand. It's a secret.
Jim:I wouldn't understand or a secret?
Pam:You wouldn't understand, Jim. It's a secret.