Dunder Mifflin Infinity, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Michael:Hey Toby. What's this? [holds up memo Toby has passed out to the staff]
Toby:Ohh.
Michael:[reads memo] I just want to remind everyone about the company rules involving PDA or public displays of affection.
Toby:Yes, uh some people in the office have complained...
Michael:Oh really.
Toby:...about some other people engaging in PDA and, you know [Michael leans in closer to Toby] I just wanted to remind it's not appropriate to, to do that.
Michael:Is this about me and Jan? In my office? Because I will have you know that that was consensual. What we did has nothing to do with you or anyone here. I don't think. I don't think anyone heard anything. We were very discreet and, and most people had left by that point. So I don't think it's any of your business. What I think you should do is roll up the memo, real tight...
Toby:Ok, look the memo is not about you...
Angela:[to everyone in the room] For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work, in any capacity.
Toby:Alright everyone, look, it, alright my complaint was about Jim and Pam. So...
Michael:[turns to address Jim and Pam] No way.
Dwight:What?
Phyllis:You guys are together?
Jim:Ummm... yup. Yes, we are.
Michael:Woooah! Wow!
Andy:Tuna!
Michael:Awesome!
Kevin:I knew it!
Michael:You guys! Yes! Yes!
Pam:Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?
Toby:Yes.
Michael:Oh kay, mind is exploding. Get over here. [gestures to Pam to get up] Come on. Come here. Okay, okay, [to Jim] stand up. [Jim moves over in chair] OK, here we go. [holding both Pam and Jim's hand] Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today, is the day that Jim and Pam become one.
Jim:Actually, we've been dating for a couple months.
Michael:I love you guys, so much. [hugs Jim]
Jim:Ohh.. [Michael goes to hug Pam, phone rings]
Pam:Phone's ringing. [goes back toward desk]
Michael:No, no, no Pam let 'em ring. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love. Because this is [starts to well up] really good, this is really good. My heart soars with the eagles nest.