Dunder Mifflin Infinity, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Pam:[sees Ryan coming through door] Hey Ryan. Welcome back --
Ryan:Hold on one second. [Ryan types on Blackberry for a few seconds] Hey Pam! It's great to see you. Is Michael in?
Michael:Hey!
Pam:Yeah.
Michael:There he is! There he is! He's back! And he's with a beard. [laughing] He... He has facial hair. Look at him! All grown up and no place to go. Hello, Mr. Sunny Crockett. I'm Tubs.
Ryan:OK. Should we get started?
Michael:Ohh, yeah, let's get started because uh, yes, cause uh this is very serious business and umm..
Ryan:Yep, exactly. This is a business meeting.
Michael:...business meeting --
Kevin:[rubbing hands in Ryan's hair] Fire!
Ryan:Stop that! Stop that!
Michael:That's right! That's right!
Ryan:[to Kevin] You scared me.
Michael:Fire guy. Don't start any fires, Ryan.
Andy:Fire guy [makes flames with his hands]
Kevin:You weren't here for that.
Andy:Here for what?
Kevin:When he started the fire.
Michael:Look how big he is. Look at you, you are so mature and old and little man now. You're like our little man...
Kevin:Little old man boy.
Ryan:Michael and everybody, umm...
Michael:Beard.
Kevin:Bearded man boy.
Ryan:...let me just say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way you treated Jan.
Michael:Oh, wow!
Ryan:So...
Michael:That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way.
Ryan:OK...
Michael:Woooo![laughs] I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.
Ryan:Enough! OK? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. Do you understand?
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