Chair Model
Meme It!Michael:Ok, Wendy. Hot and juicy red head. Give this a try. [Michael dials phone number. Phone rings.]
Wendy's phone operator:Wendy's.
Michael:Hello Wendy, this is Kevin's friend, Michael.
Wendy's phone operator:This isn't Wendy.
Michael:Oh, I'm sorry, could you put her on please?
Wendy's phone operator:Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant.
Michael:[under breath] Damn it Kevin. OK, umm, could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please?
Wendy's phone operator:You have to come to the restaurant to order food.
Michael:Well, I'll send somebody to come pick it up. Just have it ready.
Wendy's phone operator:It's ready now.
Michael:Well put it aside. [hangs up the phone] [Dwight enters] Umm... yeah.
Dwight:OK, I have collected the rest of the ladies.
Michael:Good. Good because this batch was awful. Umm... this one says chair model...
Dwight:I wrote that. Michael, you shouldn't have to settle. This is my pledge to you. I will find her and I will bring her to you and as God as my witness, she shall bear your fruit.
Michael:That sounds good. [both smile] Go get her. Wa-Wait, wait, wait, wait. First, go to Wendy's, get my food. Come back and then go.