Chair Model
Meme It!Michael:[sitting on Oscar's desk] Oh hello Oscar Mayer Weiner lover. I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl type friends that trust you implicitly because they know you'd never touch 'em, because of your condition. Umm...
Phyllis:Michael?
Michael:What?
Phyllis:I have a friend who's single.
Michael:Oh.
Phyllis:Sandy. She's gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality, too.
Michael:Hmm, I see, feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?
Phyllis:Umm, no, she's a professional softball player.
Michael:Oooo. Catcher or in field?
Phyllis:Umm I don't know Michael.
Michael:Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could we share a row boat? Could, could a row boat support her?
Phyllis:What are you asking?
Michael:I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Would an average size row boat support her without capsizing? [silence] It bothers me that you're not answering the question.
Phyllis:No, alright no, she can't fit in a row boat.
Michael:Damn it, I knew it! I knew it Phyllis! OK!