Fun Run, Pt. 1 & 2
Michael:Ladies and Gentlemen. I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
Jim:What?
Dwight:Where?
Michael:It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital, and the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could... And she is going to be OK.
Stanley:What is wrong with you? Why did you have to phrase it like that?
Oscar:So she's really going to be fine?
Michael:Yes. She has a slight pelvical fracture, but, ah... people have survived far worse.
Pam:Thank God you were there.
Michael:Yeah.
Andy:Did you see who did it?
Dwight:No need we can just check the security tapes.
Michael:Gah. Kind of a good news bad news there. I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.
Jim:Who was driving?
Pam:Oh, Michael.