Fun Run, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Michael:Eww. I hate hospitals. In my mind they are associated with sickness. Oh... She looks like an angel.
Kelly:She looks awful.
Michael:No... OK, she always looks like that... That is not my fault.
Jim:I think she's awake.
Michael:No... She's in a coma.
Nurse:No.
Michael:OK... Meredith, [hauntingly] Ooooohhhhh. I brought all your friends from the office dear.
Meredith:At the same time.
Michael:Yeah.
Stanley:Hello Meredith.
Meredith:This is weird.
Michael:Brought you some balloons. Why don't we... here you go. [wraps them around her IV] Tie these up, cheer up your tubes... [IV pops out] Oh! Shhhh... For God's sake!
Kevin:Whoa!
Michael:Nurse.
Meredith:No don't bother the nurse, just put it back in.
Michael:[groaning] I am going to be sick... I'm gonna puke.
Jim:I wouldn't... I wouldn't worry about it. Don't touch it.
Nurse:What, what are you doing? Just gimme that.
Meredith:Thanks.
Phyllis:Does it hurt terribly?
Meredith:No, it's not too bad. They have me on a lot of painkillers.
Creed:Oh really, what kind? Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone? What...
Meredith:I have no idea.
Creed:Oh. [laughs]
Meredith:Well it was really great of all of you to come and visit me at the same time. I'll see you guys at the office.
Michael:Oh, OK... Wait up, wait up, guys guys guys, hold on a second. You know what I was thinking might be sort of fun? Is if you forgave me in front of everybody.
Meredith:Michael, I'm not gonna do that.
Michael:Cause you know what they say in the Bible about forgiveness? Forgiveness is next to Godliness.
Angela:No, that's not. That's next to cleanliness.
Michael:Well, just shhhh... just just...
...