The Convict
Pam:What was prison like?
Martin Nash:Not terrible. Boring. We do the same thing every day. But... at least we got outdoors time.
Kevin:You got outdoors time?
Martin Nash:Two hours, every day. Sometimes we'd play pickup football games...
Kevin:Michael, why don't we get outdoors time?
Pam:Yeah, some days I never go outside.
Michael:Well, we are running a business, so.
Meredith:What was your cell like?
Martin Nash:Not good. Uh... a little bit bigger than Michael's office... but, you know, I really only slept there. You know, during the day, there-our time's our own. They had uh, classes, I took some... watercolor classes.
Pam:They have art classes?
Martin Nash:Yeap. Yeah.
Ryan:They have business classes there?
Martin Nash:They did, taught by some uh, Harvard business school guys--a lot of the guys also, that were in the class, the inmates, a lot of them have gone on to do extraordinary things in business.
Pam:Kinda sounds like... prison's... better than Dunder-Mifflin.
Michael:Ah. Well. That's not true.
Kevin:I would so rather be in prison.
Ryan:Prison sounds great.
Michael:No you would not.