The Merger
Meme It!Michael:[talking to himself] I present the orientation video.
Dwight:We need to talk!
Michael:Not now.
Dwight:Which is higher? Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in Charge of Sales?
Michael:I told you the titles are irrelevant. They just relate to pay scale.
Dwight:Okay. So who gets paid more? Me or Andy?
Michael:It is not a matter of more or less. Your pay is just different. Okay? All right! Show time, part one.
Dwight:Ok. Who reports to who?
Michael:I don't care! Dwight! You all report to me! That's all that matters! The rest of it just work out amongst yourselves, ok?
Dwight:And then if I want...
Michael:Work it out amongst your selves!
Dwight:I...
Michael:Please! I have a company to run. Well, you let me run the company?
Dwight:I...
Michael:Will you?
Dwight:One...
Michael:Please?