The Merger
Meme It!Michael:Ah! There he is Tony... what's your last name?
Tony:Gardner.
Michael:Gardner! I knew that. There you go. Gift bag... for you. [laughs] Okay.
Tony:Thanks.
Kevin:Michael, I didn't get a gift bag.
Michael:Well, they're just for guests. If there are any left over, you can buy one later.
Hannah:My bag's mostly pencils.
Michael:Wh..and coupons... to various hot spots around Scranton. [to Tony] All right! Let me show you to your area, sir. Come on, big guy.
Kevin:Can I have your pencils?
Hannah:No.
Pam:Hi!
Karen:Hi.
Pam:I'm Pam.
Karen:Karen. I love your sweater.
Pam:Oh, thanks. My Mom made it for me.
Karen:Really? That's so cool. I've always wanted to learn...
Michael:Welcome.
Karen:...to knit.
Michael:Welcome, welcome, welcome! [in robot voice] Take me to your leader. Oh wait, I am your leader.
Karen:Uh wait, are you a robot or a Martian?
Michael:Mmm... dah. I am actually your boss, Michael Scott. Welcome. Wow! You are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I. or uh?