Diwali
Meme It!Michael:Diwali is a very important holiday for the Hindus. But, frankly, I'm a little appalled that none of you know very much about Indian culture. So, without further ado, Kelly you are on.
Kelly:Um... Diwali is awesome... and there's food... and there's going to be dancing... and... Oh! I got the raddest outfit. It has, um...
Michael:Kelly?
Kelly:Sparkles...
Michael:Um... why don't you tell us a little bit about the origins of the holiday.
Kelly:Oh, um... I don't know. It's really old, I think.
Angela:How many gods do you have?
Kelly:Like hundreds, I think. Maybe more than that.
Angela:[points at picture on the wall] And that blue busty gal? What's her story?
Kevin:She looks like Pam from the neck down.
Dwight:Pam wishes. [generalized laughing] Kelly, I'll take this one. Diwali is a Celebration of the Coronation of the God-King Rama. After his epic battle with Ravana, the Demon King of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil...
Michael:All right, all right, all right, all right. This isn't 'Lord of the Rings'.