Diwali
Kevin:Are you guys going to this Indian thing tonight?
Roy:I don't know. Who's... uh, who's going?
Kevin:Oooh. Do you mean like, is Pam going?
Angela:Don't go. They eat monkey brains.
Michael:Hey. Hey. Stop that. That is offensive. Indians do not eat monkey brains. And if they do... sign me up... because I am sure that they are very tasty and nutritional.