Diwali





Michael:Now, a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million and that's true, but it's also not true. Because, frankly, there are literally billions of people just like Kelly in the world. Here are some famous Indians. [slide show] Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar. He is a Nobel prize-winning physicist. Impressive. Apu from the Simpsons. Hilarious. Indian. M. Night Shyamalan. 'The Village', 'Unbreakable', 'Sixth Sense', 'Sig... '
Dwight:I see dead people.
Michael:Okay. Spoiler... alert.
Dwight:He was dead the whole time.
Michael:Just stop it. [slide of Michael & Carol kissing] What's the... oh, whoa! [laughs] Where did that come from?