Women's Appreciation
Meme It!Michael:Attention, everybody. Dwight has something he would like to say.
Dwight:Due to a recent incident involving Phyllis, a man, a map, and his penis - I think you know what I'm referring to - Michael has authorized me to form an emergency anti-flashing task force.
Jim:[raises hand] Question. Won't that interfere with your other task forces?
Dwight:Answer: No, because this is being given priority one. This is a petition for the business park to upgrade their security cameras as well as install two floodlights in the parking lot. And I know... I know what you're thinking. [Pam nods] Won't that just shed more light on the penises? But that is a risk we have to take. Pam. You can draw, kind of. Why don't you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community?
Pam:Phallus?
Dwight:Phyllis, sorry. I've got penises on the brain. Back to work, everybody.