Women's Appreciation
Andy:I really appreciate your letting me work alongside you so closely today.
Dwight:Of course you do, moon face. That's because you're a preppy freak, you're the office pariah, and nobody likes you. So start hanging these all around the building.
Andy:This guy looks like a real deviant.
Dwight:No, duh. That's why we gotta catch him. Start hanging those.
Andy:Aye, aye, Cap'n.
Dwight:More like, 'Aye, aye, General.'