Women's Appreciation
Meme It!Michael:I, um... would like to apologize for all of the men who thought this was a laughing matter.
Creed:Are we still discussing this? I say again, what is the big deal?
Michael:Nobody likes to be flashed. When Meredith flashed me at that Christmas party, I nearly vomited.
Meredith:I don't remember doing that.
Angela:What a surprise.
Michael:OK, no catfights. Please. Let's - my point is... my point is... a penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.
Dwight:Alien
Michael:What are...? Shut it. Shut. Up. OK, so what I want to engage us in today is a hardcore discussion about women's problems and issues and situations. Magazines and TV shows and movies portray women as skinny, tall goddesses. Well, look around. Are women like that? No. No, they are not. [points to Pam] Even the hot ones aren't really that skinny. So what does that say? That says that you women are up against it. And it is criminal. Society doesn't care. Society sucks. I don't even consider myself a part of society. FYI. Because I am so angry over all of this.
Andy:If it were up to me, you ladies would be the fashion models.
Kevin:Yes, Andy. Then the fashion models could come here and work with me.
Karen:What you're saying is extremely misogynistic.
Michael:Yes. Thank you. That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And I proves my point. Women can do anything.
Karen:I'm saying that you're being sexist.
Michael:No. I'm being misogynistic. That is insane. I am not being sexist.
Karen:That - it's the same thing.
Phyllis:Michael.
Michael:Yes.
Phyllis:When I got my hair cut short, you asked me if I was a lesbian.
Michael:Because wha... that was one possible explanation as to why you got that haircut.
Angela:And when we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods.
Michael:I have to know whether you're serious or not.
Dwight:I wish I could menstruate.