Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants

is 'cause you're not good at interacting with people.

From now on, you guys are no longer losers.

I wonder how many phone calls you're missing

while you're teaching us to answer calls.

All you need to know how to do is pick up the phone and say,

Except don't say Kelly. Say your own name.

Or, if you're bored, you can just make up a name.

Like one time I said I was Bridget Jones,

Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is because you're not good at interacting with people.  But guess what?  From now on, you guys are no longer losers!  So give yourselves a round of applause.  [Kelly and Kevin clap]

I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.

Can you just tell us what we need to do so we can go?

OK, Angela.  I love your enthusiasm.  All you need to know how to do is pick up the phone and say 'Customer Service, this is Kelly!'  Except don't say 'Kelly,' say your own name.  Or if you're bored, you can just make up a name.  Like one time, I said I was Bridget Jones, [in an English accent] and I talked like this for the whole conversation!

Oh! Can I be [horrible Australian accent] Australian, mate?

[in accent] I like ice cream!  I need a boyfriend.

[in accent] I like ice cream too, mate.  Alligators and dingo babies.

Product Recall

Season 3, Episode 20, 5:59-6:48