The Convention
Meme It!Kelly:Well, remember, no matter how much you may want to, do not sleep with him on the first date. It gives him all the power.
Michael:Sleep with who? Whom, whom... whom?
Kelly:My neighbor Alan. They're going on a date tonight.
Michael:Oh, wow! Oh my God, I have a great idea. You know what you should do to be hilarious? Wear your wedding dress. It would be a great icebreaker.
Dwight:And your veil.
Michael:Yeah, do it!
Pam:I'll probably just wear this.
Michael:Really? Okay. Well, word of advice: unbutton that top button. Let those things breathe. Any message you want me to relate to Jim?
Pam:Um...
Michael:Um. Okay, um.
Dwight:Um.
Michael:You got that?
Dwight:I got it.
Michael:Write it down.
Dwight:I got it.
Dwight:Um.
Michael:Um.
Dwight and Michael:[singing] Um, um, um...