The Convention
Season 3, Episode 2, 0:03-1:57
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Meme It!Michael:Pam?
Pam:Yeah?
Michael:Did you see Oprah yesterday?
Pam:No, I didn't.
Michael:I, uh... I am going to be a father.
Pam:What was Oprah about?
Michael:Angelina Jolie was on. And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life. And that really inspired me. So, I want you to look into seeing how much a little Chinese baby would cost.
Pam:That's a really big decision.
Michael:I know.
Pam:Maybe you should wait before you adopt.
Michael:Well...
Pam:Or not adopt.
Michael:Just do it, okay?
Pam:Roy's sister looked into it, and the application alone costs a thousand dollars.
Michael:Um... find out if there's a cheaper, less expensive baby out there, okay?
Pam:You know, she also said the waiting list is like eight months.
Michael:Eight months?
Pam:Yeah.
Michael:I don't even know if I'll want a baby in eight months.
Pam:You probably won't.
Michael:You know what, Pam? If in ten years, I haven't had a baby, and you haven't had a baby...
Pam:No, Michael.
Michael:Twenty years.
Pam:No, Michael.
Michael:Thirty.
Pam:Sure.
Michael:It's a deal.