The Convention
Meme It!Dwight:This party is going to be awesome.
Michael:I know! That is specifically why I chose a room close to the elevator. More foot traffic.
Dwight:Check it out.
Michael:That is crooked on that side.
Dwight:Wow.
Michael:Hey hey!
Jim:That is a lot of liquor.
Michael:Yeah.
Jim:And a dart board.
Michael:Well, that's how we do it in Scranton. Or did you forget? There ain't no party like a Scranton party, 'cause a Scranton party don't stop.
Josh Porter:We should probably head on down and hook up with Jan.
Michael:Hey, well, we have time! One for the road, gentlemen?
Josh Porter:A shot of MIDORI, perhaps.
Jim:Oh, no, sorry, it's an inside joke. There's this bartender at Stamford who, uh... you know what? You'd just have to be there.
Michael:Wish I was. I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
Josh Porter:Um, we should...
Jim:Yeah.
Michael:All right, see you guys down there. Change your mind, come back up.
Dwight:I'll do a shot, Michael.
Michael:Ugh, that would be gross. It's not even lunch yet.