Safety Training
Meme It!Jim:Hey uh, Michael. Don't jump on the bouncy castle. You can't do that, because you're going to get horribly, horribly injured.
Pam:Hey Michael! I have a present for you, but you have to come down and get it.
Michael:What is it?
Pam:Come down and... open it and you'll see.
Michael:Dwight, find out what the present is.
Dwight:Okay, uh... I don't see anything. She might be bluffing.
Jim:Dwight...
Pam:Dwight, what are you---
Dwight:Oh... It's uh, a Repliee Q1 Expo female robot, they're only available in Japan.
Michael:Dwight, you are such a liar. Pam, really, what is it?
Darryl:Mike, this is the opposite of safety. You jump, you're gonna serious hurt yourself.
Michael:You told me, that I lead a... cushy, wimpy, Nerf life.
Darryl:Yeah, but I never said you had nothing to live for.
Michael:What do I have to live for?
Darryl:A lot... of things. Uh, you, uh... What about Jan? Lovely, lovely, lovely Jan, man. It's goin' good, right?
Michael:It's complicated with Jan. And I don't know where I stand, or what I want. The sex isn't nearly as good as it used to be.
Darryl:Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean, it takes courage just to
Michael:Do you really mean that?
Darryl:I couldn't do it. I--- I ain't that strong. And I ain't that brave.
Michael:I'm braver than you?
Darryl:Way
Michael:I Braveheart. I am.
Darryl:Come down, okay?
Michael:Okay. Pam, I'm coming down to get my present.