The Negotiation
Meme It!Michael:[long pause] I am declining to speak first.
Darryl:Okay, I'll start. It's pretty simple really. I uh, I think I deserve a raise. I'm scheduled to get one in six months, but I'd like that to be moved up to now.
Michael:Hmm. Ohh, Darryl. You are a good worker, and a good man. I just, you know, times are tight. And I just don't think corporate is going to go for this right now.
Darryl:Are you wearin' lady clothes?
Michael:What?
Darryl:Are you wearin' lady clothes? Those look like lady... pants.
Michael:No, this is a power suit.
Darryl:That there's a woman's suit.
Michael:[Darryl laughs] I do not buy woman's clothes. I would not make that mistake again.
Darryl:I'ma call Roy, man.
Michael:Ohh... kay.
Darryl:This is gonna make him feel better.
Michael:All right.
Darryl:This is too good.
Michael:Alright, you know what? Pam, could you please tell Darryl that this is not a woman's suit?
Pam:Oh my God, that's a woman's suit!
Kevin:You're wearing a woman's suit?
Michael:No, I do, I, I wear men's suits, OK? I got this out of a bin.