The Negotiation
Meme It!Michael:Ok, Darryl, ask me for a raise.
Jim:Hey, Mike. Since Roy left I've been doing a lot more work, and I need a raise.
Michael:Hmm, well that's interesting Darryl. I think... [mumbling softly] that maybe you should... [mumbling jibberish]
Jim:I can't hear you.
Michael:What I'm saying is that, [continues to mumble jibberish]
Jim:Still nothin'.
Michael:Ok, see what I did?
Jim:No.
Michael:By leaning back, and by whispering, I established a dominant physical position.
Jim:Nice.
Michael:Ok, let's try another one. Um...
Jim:Okay.
Michael:Walking out of the room unexpectedly.
Jim:And what happens in this one?
Michael:It's a surprise.
Jim:Okay.
Michael:Go ahead, ask me for a raise.
Jim:Can I have a raise?
Jim:[softly] Sex, Steve Martin, Terri Hatcher.
Michael:What?
Jim:What?
Michael:No, what did you say?
Jim:I didn't say anything. I was waiting to see what happened.
Michael:Oh it... sounded interesting... what you were gonna...