Ben Franklin
Meme It!Dwight:Care for a piece of chocolate?
Ben Franklin:Chocolate! Where did you acquire it? That is a delicacy in the Amazon but it has not yet been imported to the United States.
Dwight:Who is the king of Austria?
Ben Franklin:Joseph the 2nd.
Dwight:Who is the king of Prussia?
Ben Franklin:Fredrick Wilhelm the 3rd.
Dwight:Who is the king of England?
Ben Franklin:Why the tyrant King George, of course!