Ben Franklin
Meme It!Angela:Sparkling cider is very good.
Pam:I think that's champagne.
Michael:Hello ladies. Who here is a history buff? Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy Mr. Benjamin Franklin.
Ben Franklin:Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott, and good afternoon fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.
Michael:Half pants, right Mr. Franklin?
Ben Franklin:Knickers in fact, yes!
Michael:He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you are probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
Ben Franklin:Well, actually, I never was president.
Michael:Yes, but, Ben Franklin was.
Ben Franklin:Ah. I'm here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the founding fathers.
Michael:And when they came over on the Mayflower. Bow chicka bow.
Meredith:Wait, this is the entertainment?
Michael:Yeah, alright, so I want you to give him your undivided attention and Mr. Franklin, if any of these ladies misbehave I give you permission to spank them. Especially that one. [Points to Phyllis]