Ben Franklin
Dwight:Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles, no tats. No, TATS. Of course I want-
Jim:Stop. That's disgusting.
Dwight:Leave me alone and get the male stripper.
Jim:Fine.
Dwight:I knew you would, Nancy.
Jim:Sally.
Dwight:No preference, what do you think redhead or brunette?
Jim:Blonde.
Dwight:Nice. Do you have any blonde women?