Ben Franklin
Todd Packer:Halpert! Tall, queer, handsome as ever. Hey everybody it's me, Jim. Hello, hello. Todd Packer.
Karen:Karen Fillipelli. Jim's girlfriend.
Todd Packer:Shut up!
Karen:Yep.
Todd Packer:Shut it!
Karen:That's rude.
Todd Packer:Either this chick is a dude or Halpert got scared straight!
Michael:Yes. Yes! Oh! There-oh! [Clutches chest and falls to the floor]
Todd Packer:What happened?
Michael:Oh God-
Todd Packer:Quick somebody help! Help the man! [Pretends to kick Michael]
Michael:No, no, no!