The Return
Meme It!Oscar:I really have no preference. We don't even have to have a party.
Michael:No, hey, hey. Don't be ridiculous. Of course we are going to have a party. A celebration of Oscar. Oscar night. And I want it to be Oscar-specific.
Oscar:Michael --
Michael:No, no, no. I mean, not because you're gay. Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you to me. And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity. So Phyllis... I want you to go find firecrackers. And a Chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section, Swanson makes a delightful chimichanga.
Oscar:Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey into the office like Pepe.
Michael:Ah, a burro, of course. If Oscar wants a donkey, let's get him one.