Traveling Salesmen
Jim:After you sir.
Dwight:No thank you, I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
Jim:Ok, well, that still leaves a 30% chance that I will attack you from the front.
Dwight:Uh, yeah, but it will be easier to stop. I can always block the blow. I can counter it with... [Jim slaps Dwight]