Back from Vacation
Meme It!Toby:Hey I need to talk to you right now.
Michael:Not now, not ever.
Toby:About you and Jan.
Michael:Aww, none of your business.
Toby:Wish it were true, but it, it uh, seems from that photo that you took, you've entered into an intimate relationship.
Michael:That photo is my personal property and if you are telling me you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am going to call the cops.
Toby:Michael, nine different people emailed me that photo, including my ex-wife... we don't talk now.
Michael:This is probably the icebreaker you need.
Toby:You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.
Michael:I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you? Skeevy little perv.
Toby:All right, if you're having a relationship with your superior, you must disclose it.
Michael:No, no, no. I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on earth. Got enough, weirdo?
Toby:All right, thanks Michael.
Michael:OK.