A Benihana Christmas, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Dwight:He was already dead. And we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious, smoky, rich flavor. Plus you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
Jim:Wow. Win-Win.
Dwight:Exactly. Thank you, Jim.
Phyllis:I like goose. If it's already dead is it so crazy we eat it?
Creed:That's crazy. It's crazy.
Toby:Dwight, you cannot keep that here.
Dwight:Ok, that is ridiculous. And totally against the spirit of Christmas.
Toby:Come on Dwight. We went over this, like for a half an hour.
Dwight:It's Christmas Toby.
Toby:It's a dead animal in an office. You can't...
Dwight:Toby...
Toby:I'm sorry.
Dwight:[sighs] Please? Please?
Toby:Clean it in your car.
Pam:I would like it off my desk.
Dwight:Oh Pam. Take a chill pill.