A Benihana Christmas, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Andy:So she looks really hot, so I said, 'You look hotter than usual today.' [to waitress] Thank you. Michael [gesturing to sit down.] Head of the table.
Dwight:Get out Jim. [Dwight tries to sit between Andy and Jim] Actually, um... [to two other people at the table] Sir, I'm going to need take this chair.
Michael:Dwight, just, just leave them alone please. They're on a date. They look very happy.
Andy:So she looks at me right, and she goes, 'I'm sorry, don't I even know you?' After a year, a
Jim:Yes.
Dwight:I can't... I can't here what you're saying.
Michael:Carol used to drink lattes.
Dwight:[off screen at other end of table] What're you talking about?
Michael:She would get this little foam mustache...
Dwight:[still off screen] Carol had a mustache?
Michael:And I used to say 'Hey, got latte?' And she'd say, that's not funny.
Dwight:[off screen] What are you guys talking about?
Michael:She totally got me. She understood that we didn't have to laugh to enjoy ---
Dwight:Michael! Repeat what you said louder!