A Benihana Christmas, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Karen:I think that's a really good option...
Dwight:Pam and Karen. I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning. Immediately.
Pam:You can't do that.
Dwight:As ranking number three in this office, I am order -
Andy:Umm... I'm number three.
Dwight:You're number four.
Andy:Yeah, but I'm number three.
Dwight:Ah, no. [to Pam and Karen] You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately that will be returned to you on January fourth.
Jim:OK, I think I can help here.
Dwight:Ok, good
Jim:As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member. The committee will act on this now.
Dwight:OK, this is stupid.
Jim:Could you please keep it down? [interrupted Dwight] I'm in session. I've determined that this committee is valid. [Pam and Karen cheer.]
Dwight:No no, no, wait, wait, wait [raises hand] Permission to join the Validity Committee.
Jim:Permission denied.
Dwight:Damn it!