A Benihana Christmas, Pt. 1 & 2
Season 3, Episode 10, 0:04-0:47
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Meme It!Dwight:Merry Christmas! [holds up dead goose and puts it on Pam's desk]
Pam:Merry Christ--[looks up] NO! Why... why did you bring that here?
Dwight:Don't worry, she's dead. Oh wait. He's dead.
Pam:Dwight, what uh...
Dwight:I accidentally ran over it. It's a Christmas miracle!
Pam:Well, get it out of here.
Dwight:Relax, OK. And because this is Christmas, I am going to roast this goose and prepare it with a wild rice dressing. Do we have any cayenne pepper in the kitchen?
Jim:Merry Christmas Dwight.
Dwight:Jim.
Jim:Wow. What have we got here?
Dwight:What does it look like?
Jim:Dead goose.
Dwight:And circle gets the square.
Jim:All right.
Dwight:[to Pam] So can you watch this? I'm gonna get my carving knife out of the trunk.
Toby:Oh, Dwight, we talked about this.
Dwight:No, Toby, this is different. He's already dead.