A Benihana Christmas, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Michael:I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled.
Stanley:You can't cancel a holiday.
Michael:Keep it up Stanley and you will lose New Year's.
Stanley:What does that mean?
Michael:Jim, take New Year's away from Stanley.
Pam:Michael, what's going on?
Michael:Carol and I split up. Amicably. And I just don't think it would be appropriate to celebrate under the circumstances.
Jim:Will they still air 'Rudolph?'
Kevin:That's not fair.
Dwight:[over everybody else's talking] Are we gonna cancel Hanukah as well?
Michael:Fine! [everybody stops talking] Have your party. Just no guests.
Phyllis:But we invited guests.
Michael:Well, you know what Phyllis? All of your guests would have probably canceled at the last minute anyway, leaving your life a stupid rotten mess.