Gay Witch Hunt
Toby:Apparently you called Oscar 'faggie' for liking the movie Shakespeare in Love more than an action movie.
Michael:It wasn't just an action movie, it was Die Hard!
Toby:All right Michael, but Oscar's really gay.
Michael:Exactly!
Toby:I mean for real.
Michael:Yeah, I know.
Toby:No, I mean he's attracted to other men.
Michael:OK, a little too far, crossed the line.
Toby:OK, I am telling you, Oscar is an actual homosexual. Yeah, he told me this morning. And, obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion.