Gay Witch Hunt
Meme It!Jan:You know, it's amazing to me that in this day and age, you could be so obtuse about sexual orientation.
Michael:I watch the L Word. I watch, Queer as F***, so...
Jan:That's not what it's called.
Toby:OK, Michael, are you aware that you ousted Oscar today?
Michael:What? What does that even...
Jan:Coming out, is a significant moment for a gay person, and they should be allowed to select the timing and manner of announcing it.
Michael:Well, gay pride, right? Gay pride parade? It's not like gay... shame festival.
Toby:All right, now Oscar's feeling discriminated against by his co-workers, primarily Angela, and um, that's your fault.
Michael:I think Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay affair? Maybe! Is that what this is about?
Jan:NO!
Michael:I don't kn--
Jan:No, it's not possible.
Michael:Anything's possible.
Jan:You know, imagine... you were gay.
Michael:[laughs] Well, I'm not gay Jan, and you should know that better than anybody!
Jan:Michael, your immaturity is extremely disappointing and may even lead to a lawsuit which is the absolute last thing this company needs right now. Do you understand?