Gay Witch Hunt
Meme It!Michael:Can you tell who's gay and who's not?
Dwight:Of course.
Michael:What about Oscar?
Dwight:Absolutely not.
Michael:Well, he
Dwight:Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so...
Michael:[deep sigh] There could be others... I need to know. I don't want to offend anybody else.
Dwight:You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
Michael:Yeah, I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.