E-Mail Surveillance
Meme It!Oscar:Hey, what's the deal, Michael? Why are you spying on our computers?
Michael:Oh, no, everybody; Oscar's gone crazy! What other ghost stories do you have for us? That I'm a robot? [robot voice] I will destroy everything in my path-
Oscar:Actually, it's just-
Michael:Beep! Bop!
Oscar:Ok...
Michael:Bommmm. Bop! Onk onk. [Tin Man voice] Oil can. Oil can.
Oscar:Tin Man. Actually we just a got a memo from IT saying you're doing e-mail surveillance.
Michael:Oh, what? No. That defeats the whole purpose.
Dwight:So it's true? You have access to our e-mails?
Michael:You know what the problem is?
Stanley:I think I do.
Michael:The problem is that when people hear the term 'big brother', they immediately think it's scary or bad, but I don't. I think, wow, I love my big brother.