Performance Review
Meme It!Jan:So are you still in the middle of the performance reviews then?
Michael:No, no, no, I finished all of that. I'm very fast. I'm not too fast. Not like wham-bam-thank ya ma'am. But I do say thank ya ma'am. But, I'm, I'm not like wham-bam. Not that there's anything wrong with wham-bam. If it's consensual. [cold Jan stare] We're talking about office stuff. Can I ask you a question?
Jan:No.
Michael:This is a business question. It's nothing personal, I promise.
Jan:Fine.
Michael:Are you wearing a new perfume today?
Jan:How is that a business question?
Michael:Well, you're wearing it at the office. And [smells Jan] it, I'm sorry, but no offense, but it's really sexy.
Jan:Please don't smell me, Michael.