Performance Review
Meme It!Michael:Pam, I have ideas on a daily basis. I know I do. I have a clear memory of telling people my ideas. Um, is there any chance you wrote any of my ideas down? In a folder? A 'Michael-idea' folder?
Pam:Sorry.
Michael:That's unfortunate. How 'bout the suggestion box? There's tons of ideas in there.
Pam:What suggestion box?
Michael:The suggestion box that I put out, and people could be put in suggestions anonymously? Maybe there's prizes?
Pam:Oh, yeah. Uh, I think I remember that from back from when I first started.
Michael:Why don't you find it and tell people to get theirs... never mind, I'll tell them. Hello, everybody? Yeah, uh, attention, please. Jan Levinson's coming, very soon, and so, we're going to have our weekly suggestion box meeting, so you can all get your constructive compliments in a.s.a.p.
Ryan:Don't you mean constructive criticism?
Michael:What did I say?
Kelly:You said 'constructive complements'; that doesn't make any sense.
Michael:Well, Kelly, that was neither constructive nor a compliment, so maybe you should stop criticizing my English and start making some suggestions. 'K?