Performance Review
Meme It!Michael:Interesting. Jan is calling me. Maybe it wasn't so mutual after all. [puts Jan on speakerphone] Yeah?
Jan:Michael.
Michael:Jan! To what do I owe this pleasure?
Jan:I am returning your many calls.
Michael:Well, hello to you, too. Um, yeah, I was just um, I just wanted to get some closure on uh, what transpired between us at the meeting we had in the parking lot of the Chili's.
Jan:No. No, we won't be discussing that, Michael. The only things I wanna talk about during your performance review are your concrete ideas to improve your branch.
Michael:Well, surely this uh, review is a formality because of what happened uh, at our meeting in the parking lot of Chili's.
Jan:Uh, your review is anything but a formality, Michael.
Michael:Oh.
Jan:I expect you to forget anything that you think may have happened between us and exhibit completely professional behavior.
Michael:Been thinking about you.
Jan:Ok, that is an example of completely unprofessional behavior.
Michael:Um, I don't see how that's unprofessional. Just-
Jan:Michael.
Michael:Yep.
Jan:Are the cameras with you...
Michael:No.
Jan:...in your office?
Michael:They are not. Yes, they are. [Jan hangs up] That's my girlfriend.