And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp,

And the third guy says, "I got you both beat.

I'm a proctologist so I drive a brown Probe."

I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!

Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?

First guy says 'Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn'.  And the second guy says, 'Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort'.  And the third guy says 'I gotcha both beat, I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe'.

Ohhh no! [laughs] Oh my God, that's funny!  I almost had Awesome Blossom coming out of my nose!

[to waitress]  Excuse me, could I have a vodka tonic, please?

The Client

Season 2, Episode 7, 7:30-7:59