The Fight
Meme It!Michael:My emergency contact is Todd Packer. Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the F. stands for?
Ryan:Fudge?
Michael:[knock at the door] Yeah... uh, come in. Oh, hey Karate Kid. The Hillary Swank version. Hi. How are ya?
Dwight:I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.
Ryan:Ok, to what?
Dwight:Just put 'The Hospital.' Contact number: just put 9-1-1. [Dwight leaves]
Michael:He is such a sore loser. You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon. You know what, um, do yourself a favor and just keep me as his contact and I will call the hospital. Cut out the middle man.