The Fight
Meme It!Jim:Ok, he has to be stopped. Please, please, please, please, just ask Michael.
Pam:I don't know.
Jim:Ok, I'll buy you a bag of chips.
Pam:French Onion?
Jim:Obviously.
Pam:Ok.
Jim:Yes.
Dwight:[to Kevin, who he is teaching to fight] Take this pen and stab me with it.
Michael:[Pam knocks on his door] Go away.
Pam:I just have a quick question.
Michael:I haven't signed them, ok?
Pam:No, it's not that. Um, I was just wondering, since I'm probably going to have to stay late, could you ask Dwight to stay late too so he can walk me to my car?
Michael:Come in. Um, Pam, I hate to break this to you but Dwight can't stop you from being mugged. He's just not tough enough.
Pam:He's a purple belt. That's really high.
Michael:Oh, I could beat up Dwight. That's ridiculous. I could murder him.
Pam:It's just out there, you...
Michael:Oh, so that's what they are saying?
Pam:Yeah.
Michael:Ok, alright, where is Dwight?
Jim:Uh, Kitchen.
Michael:Ok.
Kelly:Hi-yah!
Dwight:Good.
Kelly:Wow, that's actually pretty cool Dwight.
Dwight:Now watch, let me take you from behind.
Kelly:What?
Michael:Watch out Kelly, he might sucker punch you.
Dwight:I didn't sucker punch you, Michael.
Michael:No, Really?
Dwight:In case you remember, I was defending my honor... like a samurai.
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